<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-155356605967814593</id><updated>2012-02-16T08:42:24.493-02:00</updated><title type='text'>BALAIO ELETRÔNICO</title><subtitle type='html'>umsacodebesteirasonline</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://balaioeletronico.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/155356605967814593/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://balaioeletronico.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Forasteiro</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17842027663636556989</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mhsA6VxZEs0/SjaKVbcDKRI/AAAAAAAAACk/pIWxfY2r8H0/S220/DSC00308.JPG'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>4</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-155356605967814593.post-5427786264734667131</id><published>2009-09-02T15:51:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2009-09-02T15:53:04.580-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Esperança</title><content type='html'>SE TUDO VOLTAR AO NORMAL…Haverá um dia em que todos voltaremos a ser felizes!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Será o dia em que:&lt;br /&gt;- LULA será somente um molusco;&lt;br /&gt;- RENAM será só o ídolo do Vôlei;&lt;br /&gt;- JOBIM será lembrado só pela música;&lt;br /&gt;- PIRES será apenas apoio da xícara;&lt;br /&gt;- GENUÍNO será algo verdadeiro;&lt;br /&gt;- GENRO apenas o marido da filha;&lt;br /&gt;- SEVERINO apenas o porteiro do prédio,&lt;br /&gt;- FREUD voltará a ser só o criador da Psicanálise;&lt;br /&gt;- LORENZETTI será só uma marca de chuveiro;&lt;br /&gt;- GREENHALGH voltará a ser um almirante que participou de nossa história;&lt;br /&gt;- Dirceu, Palloci, Delúbio, Silvio Pereira, Berzoini, Gedimar, Valdebran, Valdomiro, Bargas, Expedito Veloso, Gushiken, Marcos Valério, etc, serão simples PRESIDIÁRIOS.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;AMÉM.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/155356605967814593-5427786264734667131?l=balaioeletronico.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://balaioeletronico.blogspot.com/feeds/5427786264734667131/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://balaioeletronico.blogspot.com/2009/09/esperanca.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/155356605967814593/posts/default/5427786264734667131'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/155356605967814593/posts/default/5427786264734667131'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://balaioeletronico.blogspot.com/2009/09/esperanca.html' title='Esperança'/><author><name>Forasteiro</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17842027663636556989</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mhsA6VxZEs0/SjaKVbcDKRI/AAAAAAAAACk/pIWxfY2r8H0/S220/DSC00308.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-155356605967814593.post-752898841565167451</id><published>2009-09-01T09:36:00.001-03:00</published><updated>2009-09-01T09:37:50.957-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Tomara que ele veja isso!!</title><content type='html'>&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="color:#0000ff;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="color:#0000ff;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="color:#0000ff;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mhsA6VxZEs0/Sp0VjZWzj-I/AAAAAAAAADc/udkned3RI8U/s1600-h/image001.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5376477227996385250" style="DISPLAY: block; 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De imediato, ela entra em contato com o Palácio do Planalto e com José Dirceu.&lt;br /&gt;Logo recebe um aviso: ambos gostariam muito de visitar ao Padre moribundo.&lt;br /&gt;A caminho do Hospital, Dirceu disse a Lula:&lt;br /&gt; -&lt;br /&gt;Eu não sei por que o velho padre quer nos ver, mas por certo isso vai ajudar a melhorar nossa imagem perante a Igreja, nós que sempre enfrentamos embaraços com ela.&lt;br /&gt; Lula concordou.&lt;br /&gt;Era uma grande oportunidade para eles e até um comunicado  &lt;br /&gt;oficial à imprensa, sobre a visita, foi expedido.&lt;br /&gt;Quando chegaram ao quarto, o velho Padre, pegou a mão de Lula,&lt;br /&gt;com sua mão direita, e a mão de José  Dirceu, com sua esquerda.&lt;br /&gt;Houve um grande silêncio e se viu um ar de pureza e&lt;br /&gt;serenidade no semblante do Padre.&lt;br /&gt; José Dirceu, então, falou:&lt;br /&gt; -&lt;br /&gt;Padre, porque fomos os escolhidos, dentre tantas pessoas, para estar ao seu lado no seu final?&lt;br /&gt; O velho Padre, lentamente, falou:&lt;br /&gt; 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